It’s that jolly japes day when you can never be quite sure if what you’ve seen or heard is actually true.
April Fools’ Day was the date you’d love with a passion as a child because it meant you could play tricks on your parents or siblings with impunity, at least until noon.
After midday, the joke would be on you.
Over the years, there have been some classic and cracking April Fools Day jokes, such as the Panorama spaghetti harvest of 1957 and the San Serriffe fictional island nation invented in 1977 by The Guardian newspaper.
Done well, April Fools’ Day jokes were superb, pulling in the gullible with no harm done because the jokes weren’t mean.
This was back in the day when we took what we now call ‘fake news’ in good spirit, especially when it was funny.
We could all do with a laugh in dark times but, these days, ‘fake news’ is everywhere. It’s made cynics of us all. And it’s mean spirited.
‘Fake news’ has also become a popular retort when someone who should know better wants to shut down a valid story.
When an April Fools’ joke is done on social media, it invariably backfires and leads to a string of puzzled, worried, baffled comments by people who’ve forgotten what day it is.
Is it an age thing or are April Fools’ jokes wearing a bit thin?
There was a real feeling of spring in the air last weekend.
Bees were buzzing, birds sang their little hearts out and everything in the garden looked really lovely. Even the Spanish bluebells were giving it their all, their last hurrah and not realising I was about to dig out the interloping blighters.
In the house, the rays lit up the the dust on the inside of the windows and drew attention to cobwebs hanging from the ceiling. But, to be honest, no-one cared.
It’s amazing what a few days of sunshine can do to uplift the soul, especially at the weekend when more people can enjoy it. Children were playing, building dens, families were out en masse, with big smiles on their faces.
This week, the weather’s been a mixed bag but it’s looking a bit better next week.
Which is great news, because the clocks go forward an hour on Sunday, giving us another hour of daylight in the evening.
No more huddling round the fire and binge watching Landman. It’s time for country walks with the dogs, going down to the beach at West Bay and just enjoying being outside without the heavens opening and grey skies threatening to dampen our spirits.
So remember when you go to bed on Saturday night to put your clock forward an hour.
It’s Lady Day today and also my brother’s birthday.
Happy birthday, bro!
As the child of tenant farmers, it was always a date ingrained in my head. It’s the date when rent was due, the date when farm tenancies were renewed or smallholdings changed hands.
In the agricultural year, it’s a quarter day, the others being Midsummer Day on 24 June (the Feast of the Nativity of John the Baptist), Michaelmas (the Feast of St Michael and All Angels) on 29 September, and Christmas Day on 25 December.
Says Wikipedia: Quarter days are four dates in each year when rents were due, servants hired, and school terms started. They correspond to religious festivals and are linked to the Celtic and solar calendars.
Lady Day marks the date when the Virgin Mary received a surprise visit from the Angel Gabriel to tell her she was going to have a baby. Not just any old baby, but Jesus Christ.
It must have been a big shock: one, to be told she was pregnant when she’d never even been near a man and, two, that the dad was God.
As well as being an important date in the Christian calendar, Lady Day still holds significance, not just for farmers but those of us who are taxpayers.
Here in Lush Places, the date just happens to coincide with Ladies’ Night at the community pub, where, for £15, you can book in for a midweek treat of a glass of wine and smoked salmon & rocket linguine or goats cheese & beetroot salad.
If the boys’ night out last week is anything to go by, when two women were persuaded to stay and eat their meal rather than taking it home because they didn’t want to impose on the men’s fun, there could be some chaps along too.
So have a lovely Lady Day and here’s to a great birthday for my big brother.
A standout book this month, a pretty good one and two stinkers.
I won’t be reviewing that last pair here – they have a connection in that they are just far too long. I don’t mind 600 pages when the story and characters are compelling but get bored when the writer takes ages to get to the point while all along the way trying to impress the reader with style over content.
I admit to having the attention span of a goldfish. The sweet spot for me is around the 300-page mark, but I’m not averse to an immersive, long novel, such as The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt (771 pages), Demon Copperhead by Barbara Kingsolver (560) and The Dovekeepersby Alice Hoffman (504).
How about you?
This month, as well as putting page length under each title, I’m taking a leaf out of the blog, Is This Mutton, by one of my oldest friends, and classifying the book according to genre.
Thank you to NetGalley and the publishers for advance review copies of these novels.
I’m hoping for good things next month, with Elizabeth Strout, Colm Tobin and Ann Patchett on my to-be-read pile.
(Historical fiction, 284 pages. Expected publication 26 March 2026)
After reading A Place Called Winter several years ago, I wondered what might have happened to the central character, Harry Cane. He was the young man shunned by his family for his homosexuality and exiled to the Canadian prairies from Edwardian England to make a new life for himself.
Love Lane revisits Harry as an older man, who, cruelly, has to head back home after a lifetime in Canada and now, in effect, exiled to England.
You don’t need to have read the first book to enjoy this sequel but I think it probably helps.
Harry is now older and wiser and, back in England, meets his daughter, her husband and grandchildren.
Through their stories, we get to know more about life before and after the Second World War and the social hardships faced by the characters. Theirs are ordinary lives, but there is no such thing as ‘ordinary’, everyone has a story to tell, secrets to keep or confide in others.
Patrick Gale writes beautifully and Love Lane does not disappoint. This is a gentle story of heartbreak, horror, love and the bonds that bind families together.
The novel centres around one day in the life of a young mother of two. But it’s not just any day – it’s the last one before she goes back to her job after maternity leave.
Our heroine decides to make it a special day for the children – precocious Felix, aged four, and his baby brother, Rudy. However, all is not sweetness and light and the day deteriorates almost as soon as it starts, especially as she finds a female ‘item’ in her husband’s bag which is not hers.
She battles through the day alone, because he is working away, and everything seems to go wrong. She wants it to be a lovely day for both of her children but reality strikes, over and over again.
Some very funny scenes in this novel, especially the struggles in a corner shop with a double buggy and storytime in the local library.
The book will appeal to all parents – especially to mothers of children who were born close together but are now perhaps a bit older and don’t require the constant supervision and stimulation needed for younger ones.
I think if you have children of this age, the frustration and difficulties could be too raw and just hit home a little too hard.
Well written, funny, with a likeable central character who bears the guilt of working mothers everywhere and trying to do the right thing for her children.
Years ago, I was shortlisted for a poem in the internationally-acclaimed Bridport Prize competition.
To be honest, it wasn’t very good but it was a pleasing accomplishment because poems aren’t really my thing. This is probably because, despite studying them quite closely, I find them tricky to analyse, decipher and I always get a bit flustered with the rules.
It’s silly really, because I love the poetry in many song lyrics – I’m thinking Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Ian Dury. I adore those lines in National Express by the Divine Comedy about the jolly hostess and her large behind…
Here’s one of my favourite Joni Mitchell numbers.
If that isn’t poetry, I don’t know what is.
I think perhaps it’s because I’ve studied poetry closely for a creative writing degree that it’s reinforced my natural – and lazy -resistance to anything that requires me to think rather than just imbibe through natural osmosis.
So I need to cast off the hang-ups and fear of getting it wrong and just enjoy poetry for its lyricism, rhythm, cadence and imagery. I should just go with the flow and embrace the sheer joy and beauty in hearing or reading a great poem.
So, on World Poetry Day, tell me – what are your favourite poems?
I like the Spike Milligan one about the worm:
Today I saw a little worm, wriggling on his belly.Perhaps he’d like to come inside and see what’s on the telly.
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half-light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
But come to think of it, my favourite poem is Ithaka by Greek poet C P Cavafy. I saw somewhere that it was read at Jackie Kennedy’s funeral in May 1994.
Here it is read by the wonderful Sean Connery with music by Greece’s own Vangelis. Cheesy but profound.
Maddie Grigg 