It’s much more of a thing here in England than ever it used to be.
Once autumn hits in, the shops are full of plastic tat – landfill here we come – and spooky outfits and treats.
At our local B&Q while looking for exterior paint for my Shed of Dreams, we were greeted by a store assistant dressed as a pumpkin.
She didn’t mind having her photo taken but didn’t want her face in the picture (yet she was comfortable with spending the entire working day resembling a distant relative of the Tango Man).
Still, I was happy to oblige. It’s not every day you have a conversation with a pumpkin in Aisle Three.
Creeping Americanisation has been blamed for the commercialisation of 31 October.
But it does mean a lot more fun for children in a world where mirth is in short supply. And in our village, it’s become quite a thing for trick or treaters to go out after dusk – the little ones with their mums – on the lookout for pumpkin lanterns in windows. This is the unspoken sign that you’ll get a kindly reception from the householder and a stash of sweets.
This year, our modest decoration – four solar-powered tealights – were overshadowed by the delights of the B&B next door, which lured youngsters in with ghosts, pumpkins, skeletons, axes and spiders.
As a result, we had only one set of visitors and, consequently, loads of sweets left over. I’ve been searching for a ‘use by’ date on the packs but to no avail.
Mr Grigg reckons they’ll be okay for next year, but I’m thinking Christmas at the latest.
I’ve compiled a playlist of 50 songs to accompany my new novel.
Music is vital for me to function with any enthusiasm, whether it’s doing something creative or cleaning the bathroom. Thinking about it, this could well be a way of masking my tinnitus.
But – as I’ve mentioned before – I always listen to instrumental music when I’m writing.
Lyrics get in the way of my flow. But give me classical, electronic or ambient tracks and I can disappear within my own head to another place.
There are lyrics a-plenty in Plashy Fen playlist, however, because it was put together to reflect some of the themes, characters and storylines in the book.
It was great fun putting it together, and I got to discover new music, too.
One of the first tracks is by the indie band Stornoway. One of the members is the son of friends in Lush Places.
The last track on the playlist is by The Staves. It’s for my brother’s daughters, who grew up – quite literally – with the exquisite singers as they met as young children.
The Plashy Fen playlist is a mix of folk, light pop and a bit of classical.
It was put together on Spotify before I jettisoned that streaming platform because of the way it rewards (or doesn’t) its artists through the royalty system.
I’ve now joined Deezer, a French music streaming service, and have been able to transfer the entire playlist – bar one or two songs, which I’ve replaced with something else – from Spotify.
I used to have Twitter but evacuated that platform after You-Know-Who took it over and it became a hate-filled place. It’s a shame because I’d had some very pleasant years when I actually met really nice people in actual person at local ‘Tweet-ups’.
I toyed with Threads for a while but couldn’t really see the point. I’m pretty sure my Instagram posts are shared there automatically but I never look to check.
I like Instagram and the pretty grid of photoes but I don’t have many followers. And a lot of the things I follow seem vacuous and self-indulgent, a carefully-curated ‘country life’ style that’s not really for someone like me. I’m from a rural working class background in south Somerset and can spot a London luvvie fake a mile off.
And why does this matter? Because I need to spread the word now I have an indie-published novel out. (Plashy Fen, in case you missed it.) And it’s good to engage with my reader base where they hang out and have a conversation.
This week, I was astonished when a picture and a story about a cute charity shop purchase hit more than one hundred ‘likes’ on my Facebook page and generated some warm-hearted comments.
It’s still going up.
Have I been targeted by good natured bots? I don’t think so, but who knows the vagaries of algorithms and what jumps out at Facebook users as they scroll past all the rubbish adverts on their feed.
Anyway, I’m reproducing the words and picture below. If you’re reading this, maybe you can tell me how I can keep up this engagement, because I’m darned if I know how to do it.
I saw this in a charity shop window in Ilminster and bought it for someone as a Christmas gift – but then decided to keep it myself. Well, it is so sweet and reminds me of a vase we used to have at home when I was growing up.
It was an interesting morning in the town – just a mile or so from the farm where I was born and brought up. I saw an older woman in the most fantastic outfit, which included trousers in a leopard skin print. I commented on her fabulous ensemble and she promptly returned the compliment with a smile.
I then saw a couple of older ladies chatting outside the wonderful Ilminster Emporium (which used to be Dyers’ drapery and clothing shop, and still has the Pretty Polly parrot I remember from childhood). Anyway, they both looked very pretty in pink and I politely interrupted their conversation to compliment them on their incredible coats.
We then began rabbiting on and they told me they were 85 and had known each other since they were very small children. I asked them if they were brought up around Ilminster and they both were. So when I said I was too, they asked my family name. Turns out they remembered my late aunties and my mum. It it was just lovely. Sometimes you just have to stop and talk to people at random. It’s good for the soul.
And the rabbit jug will always remind me of a cheerful day.
There are Apple Days being advertised here in West Dorset and, of course, just over the border in Somerset.
The tradition dates to 21 October 21 1990 when the first Apple Day was held in the old Apple Market in London’s Covent Garden, bringing fruit back there for the first time in 17 years.
The idea was developed by Dorset-based charity Common Ground, as a way of celebrating our most versatile fruit.
It’s a scrumptious time of year and sends me back to my childhood days when we had an orchard on the farm in South Somerset.
Most of the trees had been planted by my grandfather for cider, although there was the odd one or suitable for eating.
In the Second World War, the farm was a bit of a magnet for American soldiers keen on sampling the amber nectar.
In later years, when Grampa stopped making his own, the apples were sent to Perry’s Cider, at nearby Dowlish Wake.
If you’re ever down this way, it’s definitely worth visiting Perry’s. It has a small museum, cider tastings, a great cafe and a farm shop.
There is an orchard in my novel, Plashy Fen, next to a field where the three Symes brothers live in separate caravans. Dave goes rabbiting with his ferrets up on Bluebell Hill, Jacko is silent and bedbound and looked after by village heroine, Lindy Vickery. The eldest of the three, Tom Symes, is the nurturer of the apples.
Back in the Eighties, their father had resisted all attempts to grub out the orchard like the other farmers had done. People had laughed at their father then, calling him old-fashioned and lazy. Old-fashioned, maybe, but you could never call Adam Symes lazy. Just respectful of the old ways. And now people, new people, were emulating that approach to farming as if no one had ever thought of it before. Bloody blow-ins.
Nick – who I’ve known for years – was so generous in sharing his knowledge and love of apples local to the West Dorset area. And he allowed me to use his own words – verbatim – to describe the apples that he – and Tom- love the most.
Here’s a passage from the novel, with Nick’s words incorporated:
One of the family’s favourites was the Symes Seedling, which Great-Grandpa had invented. Like a Tom Putt for cider making but closer to a King’s Favourite in shape, its skin a yellowish green with red streaks most dense around the stem.
Best of all, though, was Golden Ball. Tom always felt a bit bad for thinking that, as his loyalty should have been with the Symes Seedling. But there you were, there was no accounting for taste. Golden Ball was the stuff of legend, standing head and shoulders above all other apples known to mankind. It was a properly handsome apple, changing through the season from dull greens to red flush, finally arriving in all its glory as a true golden orb with a delicate brown latticing by late October. It made excellent cider.
I’ve just picked up some cooking apples from the top of my village. Not scrumped, you understand, but to make the most of a box marked ‘FREE’.
Thank you, thank you, thank you to all you lovely people who turned up for the launch of Plashy Fen last Saturday at Washingpool Farm Shop, Bridport.
There were lots of familiar faces as well as people I’d never met before.
Gorgeous George Clueless and Champagne Charlotte and me in the pumpkin-coloured top.
To be honest, it was all a bit overwhelming.
First through the doors was Carol, a People’s Friend reader, and her friend, Sandra, who came all the way up from Cornwall and stayed overnight to be at the launch. How amazing is that?
Carol, me and Sandra.
Carol not only brought her lovely self, she also gave me a beautiful card and a book of short stories about her neck of the woods. I’m very much looking forward to reading it.
Reaction to the novel has (in the main) been wonderful.
I think the influx of characters at the start of the book has been a bit of a roller coaster for some but I make no apologies for that – this is what moving into a new village can be like. Lots of neighbours clamouring for attention.
But as those readers ploughed on, they soon came to know and love Plashy Fen and its inhabitants, or so they tell me.
Here’s a review from a reader of my Maddie’s World column:
Every week when my People’s Friend magazine arrives I turn to Maddie’s World – Maddie Grigg’s article about life in Lush Places – so when I saw this book had been published I got it straight away. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading about Plashy Fen and all the characters who live there. For me, it was a bit of a slow start but once I got into it I thought it was brilliant.
Why, thank you.
And here’s another, from someone who bought a paperback on Saturday:
I finished your book on Monday, in fact I hardly put it down once I had started!
It is one of the best reads ever. Beautifully crafted, warm and full of mystery. I enjoyed every bit of it…Well done on a great triumph –and thank you.
I’m still bursting with pride at that one, which is dangerous because you know what pride comes before, and I’m just about to start a day’s creative writing course in The Shed of Dreams so it could all end in tears.
But anyway, thanks for all the encouragement and, as Winston Churchill once said, I will KBO.