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An earworm for you…

I woke up this morning with heartburn and a television theme tune whirring around in my head.

It was for a British television sitcom, and I was convinced it was from Please Sir!, in which a young teacher (played by John Alderton) attempts to instruct his unruly class of 16-year-old pupils.

It ran on ITV between 1968 and 1972 and was a staple feature in my house as I was growing up, which puts paid to the family legend that I was never allowed to watch anything but the BBC because my late mother deemed the ‘other channel’ well, ‘a bit common’.

The supporting cast included Joan Sanderson as the headmistress (she later took the role of Mrs Richards, a deaf and domineering guest in an episode of Fawlty Towers, and made it unforgettably her own) and Deryck Guyler as Potter the janitor.

This memory sent me down a rabbit hole where I discovered this:

I don’t remember it. Fortunately.

Then I played the theme tune to Please Sir! and realised the tune in my head was nothing of the sort.

But I did find this trailer for the film version from 1971. I wonder if it’s still available to watch? It’s very much like looking through a glass darkly at my own comprehensive school education which I started the year afterwards.

Anyway, I sang the theme tune that was in my head to Mr Grigg. He looked at me as if I were an escaped badger. He was none the wiser, which is probably because of the way I sang it.

And then it came to me. The theme tune was for this:

Another British sitcom made by London Weekend Television from 1969 – 1970.

They don’t make programmes like this any more. Which is probably just as well.

September film reviews

I’d hoped to bring you several book reviews this month, including one for the new novel by Bridget Collins, The Naked Light, which is out later in September.

I wasn’t so keen on her first adult novel, The Binding (2018) but I absolutely loved The Silence Factory, which came out in 2024. You can read my review of that book on Goodreads here.

However, I haven’t even started reading The Naked Light, which will have to wait until I’ve finished No Friend To This House by Natalie Haynes, which I’m reviewing for The Historical Novel Society.

I’m fully immersed in this retelling of the Jason and the Argonauts and then the Medea story, but I can’t tell you anything until the HNS publishes my review.

Anyway, instead of book reviews this month, I bring you some of my observations on the latest film releases. Before I get into that, can I just say how excited I am by the Christopher Nolan epic coming to a big screen near you and me next year.

The Odyssey is such a classic story in Greek mythology. The 2026 version (to be fair, there aren’t many others) features a star-studded cast, led by Matt Damon as the barrel-chested hero who encounters obstacle after obstacle – ferocious as well as seductive – in his ten-year quest to get back from a decade fighting in Troy to rule Ithaka.

Meanwhile, at home on the island, Odysseus’s patient wife Penelope (Anne Hathaway?) is battling off opportunist suitors by the Greek urn-load, spinning them a procrastinating yarn to avoid being hitched up to any of the blighters.

Filming only finished last month, and there’s many a slip between cup and lip, but I’m looking forward to next summer when the movie is due to be released.

I hope it captures some of the lyrical beauty of Homer’s epic poem and isn’t just a nonsense fest in the style of Gladiator II but more like the magic of the 1963 Jason and The Argonauts film and the magnificent stop-motion animation visual effects by Ray Harryhausen.

That film from my childhood, along with Enid Blyton’s children’s book Tales of Long Ago, got me into Greek mythology in the first place, which explains why I was so ill prepared when I attempted a masters degree in classics and ancient history fifteen years ago.

Enough of this rambling. Here are some films I’ve seen recently.

F1 (Apple TV+, 12A)

Starring Brad Pitt as a grizzled and handsome racing driver Sonny Hayes who’s come back to the Formula 1 circuit after a 30- year absence, this sports drama is perfect for those who love the thrills and spills of the race track.

I’m not a fan of car racing, and the plot is pretty pedestrian but the 155-minutes (insert Scream emoji here) passed almost as quickly as Pitt does on screen when he drives to win rather than to aid his young team mate.

Javier Bardem looks great in a suit and nothing like the terrifyingly ugly character in the Coen brothers’ No Country For Old Men (2007). His potrayal of a psychopath armed with a captive bolt pistol has forever haunted my dreams but in F1 he positively glows.

This is a bit of a boys’ movie, although Kerry Condon‘s technical director is a big shout-out to girl power, even though (unsurprisingly) she falls for the charismatic Sonny. I mean, who wouldn’t?

Enjoyable, exciting, predictable.

The Thursday Murder Club (Netflix, 12A)

Like the book by Richard Osman, this film has divided the critics, some lauding it, others calling it a disaster.

I read the novel and, okay it’s not high literature, but it’s well written, witty and driven by a dream team of characters.

The actors playing that group of old sleuths in a luxury retirement home fit their roles perfectly, although Pierce Brosnan‘s character of ex-trade union leader Ron might have been better played by Ray Winstone.

Still, this ensemble cast, including Helen Mirren, Celia Imrie and Ben Kingsley, do great justice to the source material and conspire to create a gentle, funny and typically British whodunnit which is easy on the eyes and an agreeable way to spend 118 minutes (but why are today’s films so long?)

Directed by Chris Colombus with screenplay by Katy Brand and Suzanne Heathcote, The Thursday Murder Club is destined to go down well in village halls up and down the UK.

Definitely worth a watch.

Jurassic World Rebirth (Universal Pictures, 12A)

As a Jurassic Park fan who goes weak at the knees on hearing the John Williams’ score, I confess to thinking this latest film might end up in the naff pile.

The last few films in the franchise have been pretty dire. To be honest, I wasn’t expecting much.

I couldn’t have been more wrong.

The dinosaur theme park setting has been ditched and a completely new – although familiar in many ways – story is unearthed.

Scarlett Johansson leads a disparate and desperate group to an equatorial island in search of mutant dinosaur samples, which a grasping pharmaceutical company wants to use as a life-saving treatment for heart disease.

She’s paired with a geeky paleontologist played by Jonathan Bailey, who’s come a long way since playing the rookie reporter in Broadchurch. Add to the mix an imposing and steady sea captain played by Mahershala Ali, a snivelling villain played by Rupert Friend and a family rescued from certain death, led by Manuel García-Rulfo, and you have the recipe for some solid family entertainment.

The monsters are terrifyingly hideous, the scrapes the humans get into are nail-biting and if Jaws ever made you think about twice about getting into a boat, then the creatures patrolling these waters will put you off sailing for life.

Complete hokum but surpisingly gripping and entertaining. Recommended.

August book reviews

Two Kinds of Stranger by Steve Cavanagh ****

(Expected publication March 2026)

Another solid novel by Steve Cavanagh in the Eddie Flynn series.

Even if you’ve not delved into Eddie’s world before, you’re in for a treat with this thriller.

Lawyer Eddie Flynn is hired to defend Ellie, a social media celebrity whose perfect world is turned upside down when she is accused of the murder of her husband and her best friend. The two victims were having an affair, which Ellie had revealed inadvertently in real time when she was doing a live stream at her perfect aparment in New York.

Eddie is pitted against the cunning of charismatic sociopath, Logan, a chilling killer, while, at the same, time protecting his own daughter, ex-wife and her husband when they are pulled into Logan’s complicated web.

This is a bingeworthy novel, which could easily be read in one sitting.

As soon as it hooks you in (which is very quickly), Two Kinds of Stranger will have you turning the pages to reach the climactic conclusion.

Recommended for lovers of taut, high-speed thrillers and seat-of-the-pants courtroom dramas.

Thank you NetGalley and to the publishers for an advance review copy of this novel.

The Predicament by William Boyd ***

(Expected publication September 2025)

I have loved William Boyd’s previous novels but this was my first foray into Gabriel Dax territory.

Boyd turns the spy novel on its head – a bit of a pastiche, written with verve and wit and a surprising lead character who seems to bumble through things and situations – including romance – and comes up smelling of roses.

It’s the early 1960s and travel writer Dax is called upon by MI6 to carry out several top secret assignments, the last of which involves President John F Kennedy. It’s comic but Boyd’s gift for writing makes this a very readable novel and not at all clunky. I did feel a bit overwhelmed by plot and some of the villains and for that reason I’m giving it three stars.

The Killing Stones (Shetland #9) by Ann Cleeves

(Expected publication October 2025)

Jimmy Perez, the detective protaganist of the ‘Shetland’ series of novels, returns for another quiet thriller. But this time, he’s in Orkney, where he is happily settled down with Willow and their young son, James.

When his best friend from childhood, is brutally murdered on an ancient archaeological site, Jimmy and Willow are drawn into a tangled web of murder and mystery in a small, island community, where everyone knows everyone else’s business, newcomers never quite fit in and where legend and folklore run deep.

Archie’s death is followed by two more gruesome killings, both at other significant sites on the islands. Can Jimmy and Willow solve the crimes and keep the community safe?

This is a solid, reliable and thoughtful thriller where, of course, everything is not quite so straightforward as it seems initially. A list of suspects reveals itself to Jimmy and Willow, together with some plausible motives. I had my suspicions about the killer’s true identity quite early on but not the reasons for their actions.

This was my first Ann Cleeves’ novel, having only seen the Shetland television series previously. Perez was nothing at all like Douglas Henshall who plays him on screen, but I still had the image of the actor in my head when I visualised the detective.

For me, there was too much telling as opposed to showing and that annoying thing when you as the reader know that the protagonist has been told something important because the author tells you that but the ‘what’ is not revealed to you until the end.

A map of the Orkney islands at the beginning of the novel would be useful, especially in a print version.

NetGalley

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July book reviews

I’ve read a bumper crop of novels this past month, thanks to NetGalley and the publishers who’ve given me advance copies in exchange for honest reviews.

There have been some really brilliant ones, which I’ve very much enjoyed. Also a couple of stinkers (in my opinion) but I’ve decided that anything I’ve awarded fewer than three stars won’t appear here. All my book reviews – for the stellar and the stinkers – are on Goodreads.

One of Us by Elizabeth Day *****

Publication expected September 2025

Razor sharp, well written, intriguing and right on trend – that’s One of Us by Elizabeth Day.

Martin, a former art critic and now working as a university professor at Cambridge – but not that university – has a secret about his old school friend, Ben, who is now an eminent Tory politician on a star-studded trajectory to becoming prime minister.

Everyone around Martin has secrets. In a ruthless world of political scandal, privilege, passion, insecurity, betrayal and lies, his desire for revenge has repercussions far greater than he could ever have imagined

Told from the viewpoints of all the major players, this was a cracking read, a kind of House of Cards for 2025 but told on a much more personal level, with humour, insight and keen observations, and characters with more than a passing resemblance to some famous politicans.

Highly recommended.

Party of Liars by Kelsey Cox *****

Published July 2025

From the outset of this novel, the reader has an ominous feeling about the house on the hill where the ‘party of liars’ is about to convene.

Set high above the Texas countryside, the gothic-style property is haunted by ‘The Mother’, according to local legend and stories. After years of dereliction, the house has been restored into a designer mansion, with one side stripped back and glazed, almost like a dolls’ house.

This is the venue for a 16th birthday party where secrets, lies, murder and mystery come to the surface. Whose is the body hinted at that has fallen from a balcony? And who did the deed?

Party of Liars is that perfect crime novel to binge – short chapters from multiple viewpoints, shifting perspectives and timelines but not (hurrah!) confusing to follow.

Very well written, with pace and panache, the narrative featured tricky subjects but keeps the reader hooked throughout.

Highly recommended.

Buckeye by Patrick Ryan ***

Publication expected September 2025

This was a novel that revealed its storyline quietly and slowly in a family saga that spans two generations in small town America, spanning World War II and the end of the Vietnam War. It’s a novel with vividly drawn characters, all with their own motivations, wants and desires. And it’s the desires that come to haunt them – is it better to keep a secret or, faced with living proof that desire has happened, come clean and face the repercussions? And if you do come clean, is there ever a right time to do it?

It was beautifully written in parts, and reminded me of the novel, Stoner. It had me thinking for several days afterwards about the consequences of reckless acts and repressed feelings, which has to be a good thing in a novel.

I enjoyed the first and third parts but struggled with the middle, hence I’m giving it three stars.

Love, Mom by Iliana Xander ***

First published October 2024.

When Kenzie receives letters from her (dead) mother, who was a bestselling novelist, she unravels a network of lies, secrets and tragedy.

She never got on with her late mother but finds herself sucked in and intrigued by the mystery, which she sets out to resolve with her friend.

Set in small town USA, this was an interesting, undemanding yet gripping novel, full of twists and turns and good and bad characters and an unexpected direction and a climactic ending.

It was a clever story and great plot, which would work well as a film or TV series. However, as a reader I wanted to know more – there were characters and parts of the story I felt were underdeveloped. It felt like a YA novel (maybe it was) and lacked a bit of depth.

For this reason I’m giving it three stars.

The Lucky Winners by K L Slater ***

Publication expected August 2025

Down on their luck and struggling to pay the rent, Dev buys his wife, Merri, a ticket for a prize draw to win a luxury house in the Lake District. Merri is a glass half-empty sort of person because of something terrible that happened years ago. She’s cross with Dev, a glass half-full kind of person, for spending £20 on the ticket. They end up winning first prize and move to this grand show home overlooking Lake Windemere. But Merri can’t shake off the ghosts of her past and locals seem to be lining up against them.

This is a light thriller, with a dual timeline to help make sense of Merri’s seeming paranoia. It’s tautly written, would work well as TV drama but wasn’t as suspenseful or thrilling as I’d hoped, although the ‘winning a luxury house’ aspect was very topical.

June book reviews

With thanks to NetGalley and the publishers for advance review copies of these novels in exchange for an honest review.

We Are All Guilty Here by Karin Slaughter *****

Published 19 June 2025.

Well, this was one of those crime thrillers I could not put down. I sat for hours to finish it, while other things went on around me, because it was so compelling.

In small town America on the night of the fourth of July, policewoman Emmy is so wrapped up in her own domestic issues that she brushes off an approach by her best friend’s moody teenage daughter, Madison. This split second decision comes to haunt her when Madison is abducted. Thus begins a race against time to find the missing teenager and her friend.

Throw into the mix Emmy’s beloved father as the sheriff, some shady men hiding in plain sight and a visit to the town by a woman who had long since abandoned the community, only to become a top profiler for the FBI, then you have a recipe for success.

I won’t go into the plot for fear of spoilers but, believe me, if you like a fast-paced crime thriller, with plenty of layers, then this is it.

A brilliant read but not for the faint hearted.

Death and Other Occupational Hazards by Veronika Dapunt ***

Published 10 April 2025.

When Death decides to take a break, she becomes a human on earth, and becomes involved in trying to solve the mystery around a number of Unplanned Deaths and, ultimately, locked in a battle to save her sister, Life.

A very clever premise and concept and written with warmth and humour. An unusual novel – adventure, fantasy, comedy and a splash of romance – in the vein of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens. It is most enjoyable and would make an incredible serial. It reminded me of Time Bandits, the film by Terry Gilliam, and I kept visualising the Boss as Ralph Richardson playing the Supreme Being.

It was well written, and pacy, but I became rather confused and/or ‘so what?’ around halfway in. Still, a poignant finish and the novel raised some fundamental, existential questions.

The Rest of our Lives by Ben Markovits ***

Published 27 March 2025.

This was beautifully written, a road trip of sorts by a middle-aged man at a crossroads in his life after his daughter goes to university. Does he go back home, to the wife who betrayed him years ago and with whom he’s stayed married, or does he just keep driving? It’s no spoiler alert to say he keeps on driving – but does he make the best of things with his wife?

The writing style was like someone speaking to a friend, telling them a story, and was very readable and relateable.

Things happen on the trip, as he meets family and friends along the way.
The ending was inconclusive for me, and I felt a bit frustrated and cheated by it, so am giving it three stars.