Trick or treat

On Halloween, there are gangs of children roaming the village, dressed as ghouls, ghosts and vampires.

They’re trick or treating, a tradition which for years I didn’t like very much because it seemed so menacing and demanding and (sorry, my American friends) so, well, American.

However, here in Lush Places there is an unwritten rule that children go only to places decorated for Halloween or with a pumpkin in the window.

Living in the middle of the village, the children seem to make a beeline for our house, where a cheerful little pumpkin made by the youngest granddaughter balances on a Waitrose cup for life and is draped in spooky lights.

But it’s lovely to see them because this year I am prepared. I’ve got in supplies from Lidl, decanted the sweets into smaller containers and then invited the children to help themselves.

They’ve all been very polite, apart from one small boy who plunged his hand in and took out about seven sweets all at once but then I did say he could help himself.

Earlier this afternoon, children in witches’ hats and skeleton outfits scaled the new play tower on the village green, shrieking and yelling in delight at the new equipment that’s just been installed.

And this morning, the usually bored-looking children waiting for the bus to take them to secondary school were up on the green, whooping and hollering and enjoying the see-saw.

The sound of children having fun makes me happy to be alive.

A friend of mine recently shared a quote with me which was said by Nelson Mandela: ‘The true character of society is revealed in how it treats its children.’

Although there are not many treats left in our house this evening.

Special delivery

I’d been hanging about, waiting for a delivery.

When the time slot came and went, I went online to track my parcel.

‘Insufficient information – please ring this number.’

So I rang the number three times, went through the various ‘press this number for this, press this number for that’ options, only for the call to be cut off each time.

Feeling increasingly like Victor Meldrew, I went back online. Looking in more detail at the tracking information, I could see that the driver apparently couldn’t find me because he needed more information about my address.

Usually, a house name, street, village, town and postcode does the trick. There are only about six other houses here with the same postcode. It’s not that difficult to find.

Maybe I should have hung out a big sign from the window saying: ‘DELIVERY EXPECTED HERE TODAY’ with a massive arrow pointing to the front door.

I went online again to see if there was a number I could call to speak to a human. When I put the company’s name in the search engine of my laptop, dozens of terrible reviews came up. They could have been written by me.

Awful service. Bad service, would not recommend. Appalling service.

I found a Twitter address so messaged the company that way.

Bingo, a response came back almost instantly from Charlotte in Customer Services. She arranged for the parcel to be redelivered the next day. (I’m waiting for it now.)

Having wasted several hours, I gathered up my things. I just had time to stick the dog in the back of the car and drive into town. I dropped off a package at the post office at a quarter to five and then lugged two bags of unwanted clothes to my favourite charity shop.

It was ten to five and the manager was cashing up.

She took one look at me and the bags. Her face fell almost to the counter, her shoulders dropped and she let out a massive, irritated sigh.

Taken aback, I turned round and walked out of the shop.

‘It’s all right, it’s all right, I can take the bags,’ she shouted after me.

‘It’s okay, I’ll take them somewhere else,’ I said. I don’t usually get the hump and she’d probably had a bad day too, but it’s put me off going back there for a while.

So I drove to West Bay, where the wind whipped up the sea and the dog chased a tennis ball, backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards.

With the fresh, sea air on my face, the waves crashing on the shingle, I thought to myself, get a grip. If this is a bad day, it’s not so bad at all. I really should be grateful for small mercies.

Any road up, the doorbell’s ringing. It could be my parcel.

Carnival time

I love October.

There is something about that change in the seasons. Cosy nights in my PJs in front of the fire, wearing jeans and wellies when I’m out with the dogs and then colourful tights and boots at other times.

Velvet and corduroy, russet orange, autumn greens and burnished gold, burgundy and deep navy.

Over the border in south Somerset, the land of my birth, October is the month when the carnival comes to town. It always puts me in mind of my favourite Ray Bradbury story, the dark fantasy novel Something Wicked This Way Comes, with this classic opening:

First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys. Not that all months aren’t rare. But there be bad and good, as the pirates say. Take September, a bad month: school begins. Consider August, a good month: school hasn’t begun yet. July, well, July’s really fine: there’s no chance in the world for school. June, no doubting it, June’s best of all, for the school doors spring wide and September’s a billion years away.

But you take October, now. School’s been on a month and you’re riding easier in the reins, jogging along. You got time to think of the garbage you’ll dump on old man Prickett’s porch, or the hairy-ape costume you’ll wear to the YMCA the last night of the month. And if it’s around October twentieth and everything smoky-smelling and the sky orange and ash gray at twilight, it seems Halloween will never come in a fall of broomsticks and a soft flap of bedsheets around corners.

The first Saturday in October is always Ilminster Carnival, which is followed a week later by Chard’s. It always fills me with great pride to see the colourful entries from my home towns – the big floats (not so many these days) and the beautiful costumes people have spent hours, days, weeks and months putting together.

People who bother, people who care.

Extraordinary loud music, balloon and glow stick sellers pushing their carts through the crowds and the smell of hot dogs and onions filling the air.

After a stop at Tesco for the loo, we walked along the old railway line to the funfair. Underdressed teenage girls and boys with mullets hung around the dodgems.

One ride on the waltzer was enough for me, as was watching the grandchildren defying gravity, going forwards – and backwards at great speed.

The two of them had been full of bravado but by the end of the evening, both were very quiet. And rather pale.

We walked through a housing estate and back to the car. And we drew into Lush Places by the light of the Hunter’s Moon, tired, a bit sick but happy.

(If you’d like to see my videos from the carnival, please hop across to my Instagram and Facebook pages. I refuse to pay WordPress extra to enable me to upload my own videos to this page.)

Harvest

There is something very special about an English village church when it is decorated for Harvest Festival.

Those beautifully rich, autumnal colours. The smell of apples and chrysanthemums from gardens and allotments. The glorious morning light coming in through the latticed windows.

When the congregation sings Come Ye Thankful People Come (even a congregation as small as the one at our church yesterday), you get a sense of the people who have been singing this harvest hymn for generations: the farmers, the farmworkers, the ploughmen, the hedgelayers, the planters, the haymakers, the dairy men and women bringing in the cows, doing the milking and churning the butter.

After the service, we pulled the tables up to the chancel to enjoy food brought to share, thankful for what we had and mindful of those who have not.

We think we are so sophisticated but nothing much has changed. Here in rural Dorset, poverty is not just a thing of the past. It’s with us still.

Up on the hill this morning, there is a stillness in the trees. I look out on the view across farmland and also to the sea.

For the beauty of the earth.

God bless the Queen

God bless the Queen. Long live the King.

I’m not a Royalist. But the Queen has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember.

I recall her image on a postage stamp in the 1960s. She looked so much like my godmother, my next-door-neighbour Mrs Thomas, who I called Mosses. I was so young, I couldn’t say Mrs Thomas.

I remembered saying to Mosses: ‘That lady on the stamp, she looks like you.’

Mosses was impressed. The Queen was the epitome of elegance, grace and duty. It was a big compliment. (I’ve lost touch with Mosses. She moved to a tenant farm on the Somerset Levels and I have no idea what happened to her.)

The Queen has been a part of my life, a part of all my friends’ and family’s lives, for all our lives.

My mother is 96 and is as quietly wise and remarkable as the Queen, in a Westcountry, tenant farmer kind of way.

Along with everything that that has happened in recent times, including a personal family meltdown in 2016 when anyone of any importance died, then Brexit, the worldwide pandemic and the war in Europe, this is a real changing of the guard.

The Queen – and we – were prepared for it. Now we have to move on and make the best of everything, and agitate for all that is good for the planet.

I wish the new King Charles the best of bloody luck. He’s been a Green advocate for much longer than has been fashionable. And one to challenge the international politics of the day, to the greater good, methinks.

I’m a bit of a Diana fan (same age, used to be compared etc, although I’m still not a Royalist) but King Charles III has his heart in the right place.

So God bless the Queen and long live the King.

May we live in interesting times. Let’s move forward, maybe tentatively, but united in positivity.

It’s the best we can do.

With much love, Maddie x